Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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