he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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