they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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