and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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