rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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