? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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