let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
