What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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