Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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