Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
two words: eviction party
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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