And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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