it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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