i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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