Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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