Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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