Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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