Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.