There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you made out with another girl for some wings
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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