What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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