Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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