the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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