Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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