Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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