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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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