What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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