It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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