i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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