I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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