Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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