talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You're like the curious george of whores
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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