never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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