normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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