nut hugger
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
