im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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