she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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