Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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