We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Farmville is her only friend.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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