I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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