My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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