i really wish james franco would like my vagina
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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