so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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