Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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