it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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