So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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