He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
