im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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