Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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