I must be too annoying 4 u.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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