I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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