Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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