She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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