There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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