I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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