his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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