Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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